David Cross is a Funny Man

Bonnaroo 2007 Performance

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Masters of Their Sport

Wow, what happened to July? Yeah, sorry about that.

I went to play football (soccer if you want to be an ass)today and one of my friends just bought new golf clubs and was testing them out. That got me wondering if it's harder to master football or golf. I thought of these two videos as good comparisons of two people who are the best at each sport showing off.









Somehow I think I can see myself replicating the Tiger Woods video sooner than the Ronaldinho video. What do you think?

I Love This

I really love this video. This is making fun of a funny by accident part of the first Star Wars movie.

The Funniest Energy Drink Spoof I've Ever Seen

This is another thing I first heard about on G4's Attack of the Show. Brought to you by the Canadian comedy group PicnicFace.

Show Review - Lil' Bush

Lil' Bush
Comedy Central
Wednesdays at 10:30 P.M.


Grade: F +


This show ultimately fell flat for me. It wasn't one half hour episode as I expected, but the half hour was split into two episodes. A lot of the jokes were lame. I expected them to be way better seeing as how it's so easy to make fun of George Bush. The only joke that was really funny was when Barbara Bush says "Be nice to your brother, you might need him to help you rig an election someday". There were a couple of visually amusing things such as the oil rig and missile behind the white house and how Dick Cheney would just rip the heads off of live animals and suck their blood out.
The sexual humor was AWFUL. Did they really need to make Barbara Bush have sex with a little Dick(ed) Cheney? It was just disturbing and painful to watch.
There's probably better things to watch at 10:30 on a Wednesday night. Or hey, you could always read.

Patton Oswalt

I don't want to be the guy that ruins shit for people, but here are a couple video clips of an appearance on Conan of material that is very similar to some stuff on Patton Oswalt's forthcoming album Werewolves and Lollipops which is due out on Sub Pop July 10th. You should all buy it the day it comes out because it's amazing. Don't ask me how I know this.

WOW!!

My friend just sent me this clips link on youtube. It's a really ridiculous fight scene. Apparently it's from a movie called Undefeatable made in 1994. It's one of the funniest things I have ever seen.... A true gem.

The Hitmen of Tomorrow

I saw a commercial for the newest Nerf guns sometime today while I had the t.v. on, i forget what channel it was on, but that doesn't matter. I think the people that are designing the Nerf guns now must have used to design weapons for the military and quit because there was too much 'blood on their hands' because they are FUCKING CRAZY. There were three guns showcased in the commercial and i don't remember the first one that well right now, but the second gun had a laser sight on it. Why does an 8 year old kid need a laser sight on their toy gun that shoots foam cylinders that have suction cups attached to the ends? Isn't that a bit excessive? The third gun is a SNIPER RIFLE. Yeah that's right a sniper rifle for kids. That's not all thats crazy about this gun, it detaches into two guns which is very children's toy style, but it has a clips to reload and a detachable scope. In other words it a fully collapse able sniper rifle for your young son to practice his assassination skills with on his friends. Priceless.

I just went online to find out the details of the first one, but here is the exact commercial that i saw.